• New Qaumi Tarana
  
  Zardari ki zameen shad bad,
  Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad,
  
  Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
  Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad,
  
  Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
  Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,
  
  Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
  Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad,
  
  Benazir dunya se farar,
  Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,
  
  Khoon main ranga sara saal,
  Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,
  
  Saye-e-America,
  Sar pe Sawar
  
  
  2
  
  # Load shedding k fawaaid
  Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko rozgar ki farahmi
  Bijli ka bill kam aiga
  Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving
  TV na dekhnay se gunaho may kami
  Sabr karnay ki waja se jannat mein jaanay k ziyada imkanaat.
  
  3
  
  # BREAKING NEWS:
  
  Hakumat ne awaam se request ki hy k 2009-2010 mein new Shadi shuda joray sirf Bijli paida karein,
  Q k mulk main bijli ki kami hy bachon ki nahi.
  
  
  
  4
  
  # 1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
  
  2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...
  
  1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
  
  2nd: Woh kese???
  
  1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)
  
  
  5
  
  # 1 Aadmi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
  wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
  or wo marne se bach gia,
  us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO Zardari}
  
  
  6
  
  # Raat ko neend nahi aati,
  Din ko chain nahi aata,
  Jab maine RAB se pucha kya ye PYAR hai?
  RAB ne kaha nahi, Load Shedding ki wajah se sabka yahi haal hai.
  
  7
  
  *Nice patriotic story*
  1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
  or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
  Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
  light chali gaye
  pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
  Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad
  
  8
  
  # 1 night bijli chali gae:
  
  PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
  oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
  
  BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat,
  pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi.
  
  9
  
  # Ye to sab hi poochte hein ke
  
  Kya haal?
  
  Din kaisa raha?
  
  Kya program hai?
  
  Isi liye mein ne socha kuch naya poochu, Zara hat ke
  
  *
  *
  *
  
  Light Hai Kya?
  
  
  10
  
  # Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
  
  Ta K Factories Chal Paren Or Log Kaam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
  
  K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
  
  Phr Se Load Shading Ke
  Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige. :-P
  
  Apka Khadim
  Asif Ali Zardar
  Mr. 100% . . . ;->
  
  11
  
  # Hamari to zindagi main Andhairy hain Faraz!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  Woh aur log hain jinhon ne UPS lagwa rakhy hain.
  
  12
  
  # Zindagi milti hai aik baar
  
  Maut aati hai aik baar
  
  Iqrar hota hai aik baar
  
  Pyar hota hai aik baar
  
  Jab hota hai sab kuch aik baar
  
  
  
  Phir Light kiu jati hai baar baar?
  
  13
  
  # Wapda walo se humye itni Mohabbat hy FARAZ,
  
  ~ ~ ~ , ~ ~ ~ , ~ ~ ~ , ~ ~ ~ , ~ ~ ~ ,
  
  Agar wo rooth jayen tu hamye nend nhi aati...
  
  
  
  14
  
  # Yaad-e-Khuda dilon main jagata hai WAPDA.
  Khalq-e-Khuda ko shab-o-roz jagata hai WAPDA.
  Band kar k bijli sulagti dopehar main.
  Dozakh ka aks yun dikhata hai WAPDA.
  
  15
  
  Breaking news by Geo:
  Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
  Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
  Sorry,
  Abhi itna he suna tha
  K light chali gai .
  
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  HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING :-)
  
  
  
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  # Abhi Istari kar kay utha he tha Faraz!!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Kay Light Chali Gai. B-)
  
  18
  
  
  # Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....
  
  
  Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )
  
  
  JEO ZARDARI
  
  
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  # Load shedding k fawaid:
  Generator, UPS or Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
  Bijli ka bill kam se kam,
  Mobile Charge no hony se balance or Time Saving.
  TV na dekhne se gunahon main kami.
  Sabar karne se Jannat main jany k ziyada imkanaat.
  
  A Public Service Message is brought to you by KESC.
  
  
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  # Har khushi hansi mange Aapse,
  
  Harpol khushbu mange Aapse,
  
  Itni roshni ho apki zindgi me k,
  
  Khud Wapda waly connection mangen Aapse.
  
  "HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING".
  
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  # Allama Iqbal or KESC mai 1 cheez same hai
  
  woh kya hai?
  
  
  Socho?
  
  or
  
  Socho
  
  Nahi pata?
  
  Dono ka 1 he Kaam hy,
  
  K Soi Hui Qaum ko jaga do.
  
  
  
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  *
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  Pakistan Mai ''MAH-E-L0AD §HEDDING'' ka CHAND Nazar agya Hy
  Tamam L0g kurbani k Lye Tayar hojayn
  (KESC)
  
  
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  # Chand or Main *
  
  Dono ka ek sa muqaddar hai.
  
  Woh Aasman pe tanha hai,
  Main Zameen pe akela.
  
  Woh Roshni mangay Sooraj se.
  Or
  
  
  Main Mohtaaj
  
  Wapda ka.
  
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  # Zarori Elaan!
  
  1st June se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
  
  1st June se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
  
  Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
  
  Shukria.